PALAS AND HIS ALL-STYLE ORCHESTRA
About my everything-genre band. "...Every style and genre has a place here - from rock
to disco, from disco to folk and so on! The style of Palas is something never
seen before - amateurish music, with catchy lyrics and phrases. Inspired by
bands such as Zacier, Wały Jagiellońskie and El Dupa, made the perfect fusion
of creativity, idiocity, humour and crudeness. Palas and His All-Style Orchestra presents:... - Technically,
the album doesn't exist. But, If I will release an album, I'll name it just like
that. Pijany Autobus (2024) JEFFREY EPSTEIN AND THE ISLAND BOYS (Musical Project, 2026) JOE O'JOY AND THE SECRET POLICE (Musical Project, 2026) PARODIES The Super Mario Brothers' Super Peep Show! - Parody of the
SMBSS Theme Song
As of 2025, there is are two albums released
("Jean-Michel Palas" and "Palas and His-All Style Orchestra presents:..."), and
more are soon to come. JMP was featured in the Billboard magazine and sold over
5 milion copies and stayed in the top for 2 weeks. It truely put Palas and His
All-Style Orchestra on the pedastol of alternative music."
- Lily Outmann
ALBUMS
Jean-Michel Palas - Lost media, fortunetly.
ORIGINAL SONGS
Wąsik Stalina (2025)
Trybuna Ludu (2024)
I Was Stalin's Right-Hand Man (2025)
Listen to The Rhythm (2026)
Karetka Pogotowa (2024)
Azbest, ołów, teflon (2025)
Alkoholik Sąg (2024)
Pieśń Propagandowa ZSRR (2025)
Rakowiaczek (2024)
Pijak Rock (Menel Rock) (2025)
Na Kebaba (2025)
Georgian War Song (2025, unfinished)
Świąteczna Piosenka (2024)
Lady Ink (2026)
The Kosynierów Street Blues (2024)
Kids
I'd Love to touch them (Once Again)
We're Being Pursued
Boiling Pot of Emotions
La Propaganda
Das Reichstag der Berlin
Nixon's Dixon
Boom, Boom-A-Bang (Twist)
Katowice (Not Stalinogród) - Parody of "Istanbul (Not
Constantinopole)" by The Four Lads
Piwo leczy nas! - Parody of "Wars Wita" by Wały Jagiellońskie
Ośmiornicy macka - Parody of "Stopp, Seisku Aeg!" by Velly Joonas
Witamy po wielkim kacu! - Parody of "Greetings, from the Great
Hangover!" by Dyuna
Hungry Jacks' - Parody of "Funky Town" by Lipps Inc.
Can the Can - Parody of "Can the Can" by Suzi Quatro.
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