PALAS AND HIS ALL-STYLE ORCHESTRA
About my everything-genre band. "...Every style and genre has a place here - from rock
to disco, from disco to folk and so on! The style of Palas is something never
seen before - amateurish music, with catchy lyrics and phrases. Inspired by
bands such as Zacier, Wały Jagiellońskie and few others, made the perfect fusion
of creativity and crudeness. Palas and His All-Style Orchestra presents:... - Technically,
the album doesn't exist. But, If I will release an album, I'll name it just like
that. Pijany Autobus Parodies/Lyrics changed The Super Mario Brothers' Super Peep Show! - Parody of the
SMBSS Theme Song
As of 2025, there is are two albums released
("Jean-Michel Palas" and "Palas and His-All Style Orchestra presents:..."), and
more are soon to come. JMP was featured in the Billboard magazine and sold over
5 milion copies and stayed in the top for 2 weeks. It truely put Palas and His
All-Style Orchestra on the pedastol."
- Lily Outmann
Albums
Jean-Michel Palas - Lost media, fortunetly.
Original Songs
Trybuna Ludu - about PRL.
Karetka Pogotowa - inspired by Zacier's song of the same name.
Azbest, ołów, teflon - Three things I'm afraid of!
Alkoholik Sąg - The predecesor of Pijak Rock.
Pieśń Propagandowa ZSRR
Rakowiaczek - No comment. Pure dark humour.
Pijak Rock (Menel Rock)
Na Kebaba - stupid song about vomiting after eating a
stinky kebab.
Georgian War Song - unfinished.
Świąteczna Piosenka
The Kosynierów Street Blues
Katowice (Not Stalinogród) - Parody of "Istanbul (Not
Constantinopole)" by The Four Lads
Piwo leczy nas! - Parody of "Wars Wita" by Wały Jagiellońskie
Ośmiornicy macka - Parody of "Stopp, Seisku Aeg!" by Velly Joonas
Witamy po wielkim kacu! - Parody of "Greetings, from the Great
Hangover!" by Dyuna
Hungry Jacks' - Parody of "Funky Town" by Lipps Inc.
Can the Can - Parody of "Can the Can" by Suzi Quatro. The name
isn't changed cuz I can't think of a good name for it.
(c) Octopus Records