PALAS AND HIS ALL-STYLE ORCHESTRA

About my everything-genre band.


    "...Every style and genre has a place here - from rock to disco, from disco to folk and so on! The style of Palas is something never seen before - amateurish music, with catchy lyrics and phrases. Inspired by bands such as Zacier, Wały Jagiellońskie and El Dupa, made the perfect fusion of creativity, idiocity, humour and crudeness.
   
     As of 2025, there is are two albums released ("Jean-Michel Palas" and "Palas and His-All Style Orchestra presents:..."), and more are soon to come. JMP was featured in the Billboard magazine and sold over 5 milion copies and stayed in the top for 2 weeks. It truely put Palas and His All-Style Orchestra on the pedastol of alternative music."

  - Lily Outmann



ALBUMS

Palas and His All-Style Orchestra presents:... - Technically, the album doesn't exist. But, If I will release an album, I'll name it just like that.
Jean-Michel Palas
- Lost media, fortunetly.

ORIGINAL SONGS

Pijany Autobus (2024)
Wąsik Stalina (2025)
Trybuna Ludu (2024)
I Was Stalin's Right-Hand Man (2025)
Listen to The Rhythm (2026)
Karetka Pogotowa (2024)
Azbest, ołów, teflon (2025)
Alkoholik Sąg (2024)
Pieśń Propagandowa ZSRR (2025)
Rakowiaczek (2024)
Pijak Rock (Menel Rock) (2025)
Na Kebaba (2025)
Georgian War Song (2025, unfinished)
Świąteczna Piosenka (2024)
Lady Ink (2026)
The Kosynierów Street Blues (2024)


JEFFREY EPSTEIN AND THE ISLAND BOYS (Musical Project, 2026)

Goin' on the Island
Kids
I'd Love to touch them (Once Again)
We're Being Pursued
Boiling Pot of Emotions

JOE O'JOY AND THE SECRET POLICE (Musical Project, 2026)

I Was Stalin's Right-Hand Man
La Propaganda
Das Reichstag der Berlin
Nixon's Dixon
Boom, Boom-A-Bang (Twist)

PARODIES

The Super Mario Brothers' Super Peep Show! - Parody of the SMBSS Theme Song
Katowice (Not Stalinogród)
 - Parody of "Istanbul (Not Constantinopole)" by The Four Lads
Piwo leczy nas!
- Parody of "Wars Wita" by Wały Jagiellońskie
Ośmiornicy macka
- Parody of "Stopp, Seisku Aeg!" by Velly Joonas
Witamy po wielkim kacu!
- Parody of "Greetings, from the Great Hangover!" by Dyuna
Hungry Jacks'
- Parody of "Funky Town" by Lipps Inc.
Can the Can - Parody of "Can the Can" by Suzi Quatro.

(c) Octopus Records