"...Every style and genre has a place here - from rock to disco, from disco to folk and so on! The style of Palas is something never seen before - amateurish music, with catchy lyrics and phrases. Inspired by bands such as Zacier, Wały Jagiellońskie and El Dupa, made the perfect fusion of creativity, idiocity, humour and crudeness.
   
     As of 2025, there is are two albums released ("Jean-Michel Palas" and "Palas and His-All Style Orchestra presents:..."), and more are soon to come. JMP was featured in the Billboard magazine and sold over 5 milion copies and stayed in the top for 2 weeks. It truely put Palas and His All-Style Orchestra on the pedastol of alternative music."

  - Lily Outmann

Palas and His All-Style Orchestra presents:... - Technically, the album doesn't exist. But, If I will release an album, I'll name it just like that.
Jean-Michel Palas - Lost media, fortunetly.

Original Songs

Pijany Autobus
Wąsik Stalina - Marching Rhythm
Trybuna Ludu - about PRL.
Karetka Pogotowa - inspired by Zacier's song of the same name.
Azbest, ołów, teflon - Three things I'm afraid of!
Alkoholik Sąg - The predecesor of Pijak Rock.
Pieśń Propagandowa ZSRR
Rakowiaczek - No comment. Pure dark humour.
Pijak Rock (Menel Rock) - Song im MOST proud of. Its my no.1 hit!
Na Kebaba - stupid song about vomiting after eating a stinky kebab.
Georgian War Song - unfinished.
Świąteczna Piosenka
The Kosynierów Street Blues

Parodies/Lyrics changed

The Super Mario Brothers' Super Peep Show! - Parody of the SMBSS Theme Song
Katowice (Not Stalinogród)  - Parody of "Istanbul (Not Constantinopole)" by The Four Lads
Piwo leczy nas! - Parody of "Wars Wita" by Wały Jagiellońskie
Ośmiornicy macka - Parody of "Stopp, Seisku Aeg!" by Velly Joonas
Witamy po wielkim kacu! - Parody of "Greetings, from the Great Hangover!" by Dyuna
Hungry Jacks' - Parody of "Funky Town" by Lipps Inc.
Can the Can - Parody of "Can the Can" by Suzi Quatro. The name isn't changed cuz I can't think of a good name for it.

(c) Octopus Records