REVIEWS AND RANTS Another ROBLOX game review! This time a card game! Let me
start off easy: DEVS, GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!! IF YOU DONT WANT TO, JUST MAKE THE GAME
SIMPLER!!!!!!!!!1!!!!1!!! This is not a personal attack on you, but please FIX YOUR DAMN
WEBSITE. NOT ONLY IS IT BRIGHT LIKE A SUN, BUT ALL THOSE FUCKING
POP-UP WINDOWS THAT CAN'T BE MOVED AND BLOCKADE THE TEXT. I WANT TO SEE YOUR
GODDAMN WEBSITE, NOT THE FREAKIN' POPUPS. If there was any way to do it, PLEASE
TELL IT IN THE DAMN FIRST PAGE WHERE YOU SAY THAT THE WEBSITE IS EYE
STRAINING!!!!!!!!! BUT WHAT DO I EXCPECT FROM A PERSON WHO HAS SPAMTON FROM
FUCKING UNDERTALE OR DELTARUNE WHATEEVER (THE WORST GAMES EVER) ON THEIR
WEBSITE. UGH! YOUR WEBSITE IS MAKING MY STOMACH HURT. NOT ONLY IS THE WEBSITE
ANNOYING AS FUCK, BUT ITS ALSO JUST bad. I HAD TO FUCKING USE INSPECT ELEMENT TO
NAVIGATE YOUR SITE AND I STILL DIDNT EXPLORE IT ALL, LIKE I COULDNT EVEN NAVIGATE
IT THROU INS. ELEM. THAT SHOWS THAT YOUR SITE IS BAD BAD BAD. ITS JUST A WASTE
OF YOUR "TALENT". I KNOW MY WEBSITE IS KINDA BAD, BUT AT LEAST ITS NAVIGABLE AND
EASY TO USE AND DOESNT HAVE ANNOYING STUFF ON IT.
LAIR'S TABLE - WORST GAME ON ROBLOX PART 2
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THE DESIGN
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The design of the game is okay, no problems with that, although the fonts could
be changed to more fitting ones. 9/10 for design.
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THE GAMEPLAY
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OMG THIS IS GOTTA BE THE WORST ONLINE CARD GAME I EVER PLAYED!!!! THE RULES ARE
BARELY UNDERSTANDALE!!!! LIKE, HOW DO I KNOW WHICH PERSON IS THE DAMN LIAR?!?!!
QWACL, THE PERSON I PLAYED IT WITH tried TO HELP ME
UNDERSTAND IT, AND HE TRIED EXPLAINING IT, BUT I STILL COULDNT UNDERSTAND BUT HE
UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING!!!! HOW!!!!! AM I MISSING SOMETHING OR WHAT?!?!!???!! DAMN
THIS FUCKING GAME!!! UNO IS MUCH BETTER, A REGULAR CARD GAME WITH THE QUEEN,
KING ETC IS VERY MUCH BETTER!!!
AND THEY DONT EVEN EXPLAIN IT SIMPLER IN THE "HOW TO PLAY" SECTION. I READ IT, I
DIDNT UNDERSTAND A SINGLE FUCKIN' THING. UGH!!!
Have a nice day. and dont play that fucking damning,
persuading, assenite game. ITS SO BAD ITS HARD TO EVEN SAY HOW BAD IT IS. AND I
HAVE A PRETTY LARGE VOCABULARY OF SWEAR WORS I COULD USE, BUT NOTHING EXPLAINS
IT THAN EXPERIENCING THE PAIN OF THE GAME BETTER THAN PLAYING THAT PIECE OF SHIT
OF A ROBLOx GAME.
Chillzone Website where I wasn't so chill visin' it.
Link to the website here - go
complain about it as much as me, I bet you will.
DAMN YOUR WEBSITE. FIX IT NOW!!!! IF YOU EVER SEE THIS, GO FIX IT OR ATLEAST
REMOVE THOSE FUCKING USELESS POP-UPS.
Have a nice day, and dont support the webmaster of the ChillZone
website.
FORSAKEN - WORST GAME ON ROBLOX
SINCE MY JOINING ON ROBLOX IN 2020 AND FIRST PLAYING IT IN 2018 (I PLAYED WITH
MY FRIEND ON A FORGOTTEN-FOR-ME ACCOUNT) HAVE I NEVER SEEN A GAME THIS BAD. Let me
start lightly and Ill go over the worst things :).
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FIRST. THE GAMEPLAY -
ITS actually okay...BUT THE FUCKING MURDERERS OR KILLERS WHATEVER ARE JUST SO
ANNOYING!!! THEYRE TOO FAST AND THEY DEAL TOO MUCH DAMAGE. THE POWER-UPS THE
PLAYER HAS DO LITTLE TO NO THINGS. THE GAMEPLAY IS NOT ENJOYABLE AT ALL, ITS
INFURIAITING AND MAKES YOU SAD AND EXHAUSTED AFTER ONE ROUND.
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SECOND. THE DESIGN -
THE DESIGN OF THE MAP IS JUST SO FUCKING LAZY. seriously! ITS JUST COPIED OLD
PLACES LIKE YORIK'S RESTING PLACE ETC. OTHER MORE ORIGINAL MAPS ARE JUST PURE
RETROSLOP! DEVELOPERS! I HAVE A TIP FOR YOU! TO MAKE A PLACE SEEM MORE 2000S,
MAKE IT IN THE FUCKING 2007 ROBLOX CLIENT!!!! FOR EXAMPLE, MY PLACES CANNOT BE
CALLED RETROSLOP, BECAUSE THEY WERE MADE IN A 2007 CLIENT, AND DONT HAVE STUDS
OR WELD EVERYWHERE BECAUSE OF THE ROBLOX LIMITATIONS, AND BECAUSE IM A BETTER
DESIGNER THAN THE FORSAKEN DEVS. LETS MOVE ON ONTO THE DESIGN OF THE
CHARACTERS...
ONE WORD:
LAZY.
Forsaken has got to be THE LAZIEST FUCKING GAME IN TERMS OF CHARACTER DESIGN!!!!
ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE COPIED FROM ROBLOX "CREEPYPASTAS", FAKE HACKERS, FAMOUS
PEOPLE LIKE SHEDLETSKY/TELAMON. THESE DEVS DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT OLD ROLBLOX AND
I JOINED IN 2020, AND I EVEN KNOW MORE ABOUT OLD ROBLOX AND HOW IT WORKED AND
WHAT NOT THAN THEM. THEY JUST USE THE PEOPLE/CHARACTERS JUST BECAUSE THEYRE
"rEtR0" AND SUCH. FUCK THEM.
iF I WOULD EVER MEET ONE OF THE DEVS, I WILL MAKE OF THEM THE NEXT KENNEDY!
Have a good day, and dont play forsaken, play something like Legends Legacy 2 or
something.