BEGIN THE BEGUINE!
     Everything started in a small Polish town near Poznań. On July 6th 2009, I was born. It was a hot summer day. My father has just arrived from Denmark few days ago, and my mother stayed in the hospital. But not everything was good - I was suffered with some lung disease which I almost died from. But fortunetly for me, I was hospitalized quickly. It was the moment my medicine/hospital/doctor phobia started and would never leave me. But after all that scary stuff, I was safe and good.
Sometime after my birth, in 2010 my family and I flew to Denmark where my mother and father lived for sometime. We lived in Copenhagen on the newly-built Hekkevolt street. After a fued with the hypocritical neighbour, we moved to Tingbjerg 13. One of the most important moments of my life! I could go on and on about Denmark, as it was a time I'm very fond over and I think about alot.

"THE END OF LAUGHTER AND SOFT LIES..."
     In 2017, we moved again to Poland. The reason was, and I quote: "To be closer to our other family". The only times we were in Poland during those 7-8 years were vacations and occasional visits. But oh my, oh my how has Poland changed when living full-time...It was awful. The education system (I started going to 0th grade in Poland at the time) was just bad - In Denmark we were whole time outside and playing, while here all we did was sitting inside with mediocre toys and making shitty pictures. Also, I was the only kid whole could write and speak fluently, while other kids stuttered or wrote like chickens (e.g. writing 'S' backwards).
Enough complaining, maybe there's some good stuff here, hm?
NO!
There was 0 fun stuff!!! My father away in Denmark, still working his old job and moving items. It was terrible.

     2018 was a little better. I made some friends, with whom I still talk to to this day, my mother got a job and my father came back. It was also the last year of the Terrible 0th Grade. This year, I started elementary school. I knew nobody except for my sister there, and everyone was just so weird and all the same, and I also was very bullied and alienated...Even by teachers for fuck's sake! Never made a single friend there.
Later of that year, I got diagnosed with autism. That diagnosis changed my life forever, really...Later after that, my mother switched me to a different elementary school which was 360 degrees better than the previous one. I also met-again with my old friends from 0th grade! At that school, I had special-ed lessons to help me with stuff and etc. It was great.

THE INFORMATION SUPER-HIGHWAY
     2020 was a revolutionary year for me for many reasons. First, the quarantine caused all the school to be locked and we were home all day. Second, and probably better and more important for the story, I got my first computer as a 1st Communion gift. Well, actually it was a laptop but in my house we call everything PC-esque a "computer". 2020 was the year where I first played a game I previously hated for "being a LEGO knockoff" - ROBLOX. October 2020 was where I made my first real account "mach240390". Though I was losing passwords left and right, I was making accounts almost every day (this will turn around on me, just wait...). On the first day of 2021, my father made me my Youtube account.

WHAT A DIFFERENCE A DAY MAKES (It does make a difference...)
     Janurary 25, 2021. The day that changed my life more than it should. After having issues with the ROBLOX desktop client, I decided to try the website version and finnaly make one, unchanching account. Completely by accident, while registering, I made a mistake, writing "Cill" instead of "Chill". That's how "Cill_Noob123" was born...Late 2020 was the start of my continuous fascination with old ROBLOX, perticullarly 2006-2008 versions.

     While playing the popular game "Natural Disaster Survival", I met a person "AreWerkak20". We quickly became friends, and he had the same interest in old Roblox as I did. On February 19, 2021 the "Kałamarniczki Squida" (later "Studio-Cill") group was created. It gained massive (atleats for me) attention from my online friends and real friends.
Late February was the start of the now famous (or rather infamous) Thrillville War. It was started by me, who "accidentally" copied a game by Sonicthehedgeho4 titled "Thrillville Resorts", based on the classic Roblox game "Thrillville Theme park" by JJ5x5. The war was very influential to Studio-Cill. The war was eneded by my father who messaged the creator about the whole conflict, and made a peace-agreement. I and Sonic4 became friends.

     Around Febryary or March while playing with Are, I joined him and I met Noddyamarelo. A person I didn't know before, but would be an important part later in this story. I don't really remember what I and she (yes, she) were doing, but our fued started around this time. We got into a beef with each other, with Nodd calling me all the bad words and such. Of course, I wasn't a saint in this and numerous times I would call him bad words too. But this was only the "overture to the song".
Sometime after the first meeting, the so-called "Crossroads Incident" happened. This was the true begining of our dispute. The incident happened when I, Are and Nodd were playing the game Crossroads, and Nodd was absolutely destroying me at it. I got mad, and edited the game so I can get Admin Mode. We re-joined and I was "torturing" Nodd with commands, while she was insulting me and all that.

Mid 2021 was the era of FWM (Flexiblebanjo's Wayback Machine), a game that simulated 2006 Roblox, in ROBLOX! I fell in love with this game quicker than even Super Nostalgia Zone, another game I really liked. By summer of that year I got more and more into old Roblox, even helping make my friend retro-styled games. I also began making my own games, mostly on burner alt-accounts (which I will later regret making...). In The End of summer, I met Qwacl. I don't even know how I met him, it just...happened. I helped him with making games, such as "Qwacl's World". We were just good friends, and we were playing games, making them and all that. Fun times...not for long though...

The Climax and the end...
     Begining of 2022 started lightly, and I don't remember much of it unfortunetly. In April of 2022 I made this website! The year 2022 was also the culmination of Nodd and Are's bullying of me. Well, Are was more good with me, but as the time went on that changed. Nodd on the other hand, was sooo annoying and was insulting me left-and-right. The summer of the year was more and more insane. I already mentioned the bullying, but I was also a down-right lolcow without intentionally doing it. I also came up with a South Park knockoff titled "Tingbjerg 13", because I felt a deep nostalgia for the Denmark times...
In late summer of 2022, Nodd invited me to his Minecraft server. I always loved Minecraft, but Roblox kinda overshadowed it and I didn't really play it much, if even at all. And so, I joined. At first, I didn't really understand the server and all of it's contents. There were few people there: Are, Lucca, Joao (?) and Nodd. They allowed me to make a country, which I called "Cillbloxia". I remember the "rules" of the country:
"-No LGBT people
-No Nodd
-No Germans
-No Orthodox Christians"

     Yea, those were the rules...I'm not like that anymore fortunetly. I cringe remembering my hate for gay people and Orthodox Christians. Anyway, while making my house Nodd was, like always, critisizing it and making fun of me. After some people left, Lucca and Nodd teleported me to an obsidian-bedrock room, where I was locked and couldn't move or escape. They began asking me questions to "prove" that I'm a kid (which I then was obviously). They also began asking me easy math questions, but under all the stress I couldn't answer them. They began laughting at me, gave me neausiating effects and threw potions and constantly teleported me to the obsidian place. It was rough. I later quit and HAD TO GO TO CHURCH FOR NO REASON! I unfortunetly also ate lots of Nutella cream before that, and I threw up. Yuck! After that, I tried separating myself from Are, Nodd, Lucca and Joao and started blocking them. I also quit ROBLOX.

In around September of 2022, my hyperfixation for Fall Guys was at its highest and I began making Fall Guys-themed games. By around October, I had completely stopped playing ROBLOX, only checking if everything is good. I also (for some reason) began hating the game. I cancelled my Premium subscription, purchased random limiteds to drain my Robux, privated all my games.
In November, it all crumbled down. I will never forget that week, or day: My mother had put my laptop somewhere because "I was too addicted", which was kinda true, but I don't know why she didn't turn off the computer before she hid it. But anyway, I found it and I noticed that the COMPUTER WAS ON FOR 2 WHOLE DAYS!!! At first I was a little bit angry, but I calmed down and started the laptop. To my shock, I SAW A BLUE SCREEN. BUT IT WAS A DIFFERENT BLUESCREEN. It was some weird grey-turquioise-blue screen with some buttons. I was VERY confused, and anxious. I messed around a bit, but the computer was NOT LOADING. I paniced. I waited 'till my father came and I asked him for help, and he couldn't do anything.
All the years, all the stuff, all the sounds and music - GONE!!! It was the saddest day ever. I don't want to sound like an addicted loser, but that was what I was feeling that day.

THE MOTION PICTURE PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS: "THE MOVIE MOVIE"
     After all the mess with the laptop situation, my father decided to give it to a computer fixer, who was his friend. After a week or so, my father gave me the supposedly fixed computer. I was extremely excited, opened the laptop, logged-in...AND IT FUCKING CRASHED AGAIN!!! I was dissapointed. My dad gave it again to the mechanic, and to this day I never saw it again...

My parents decided to give me a 2009 Windows 7 laptop, which was the oldest computer in the house and was previously used by my father. I also previously used it, when my parents sometimes allowed me to watch Disney movies illegally-downloaded from torrent sites, or just to dink around with programs. In March (?) 2021 I used it to edit the (now lost) Unamed Pilot movie. It sucked so hard I deleted it and never posted it anywhere. It was basically a rip-off of those 2007 ROBLOX "Blooper" videos, in the style of Fleskjertha and other delights. In December of 2022, I got into Baldi's Basics - the game. I don't know how, but I just got into it (autism obviously was the reason). In the early 2023, I messed with the computer, made my own mods and dinked with various programs. That was all I did to be honest, in the first few months of 2023.

As February rolled by, I began being friends with a group of people at my school. I was now a part of the "popular people" at my school! Though they were kinda mean to me and sometimes blantantly toxic, I didn't care as I wanted to be friends with ATLEAST someone - before that I was a total loner. We often hung-out, which was a rarity for me to hang-out with friends. We were good friends, most of the times.
Now, here comes April. April 17th, 2023. The day that didn't destroy the night, as it was the day the now-famous Arabic Terrorists movie was filmed. It was filmed on my friend's Cheap-As(s)-Free Shitty™ resolution camera. The planning of the film begun at school. It was the PE class. My friend Olek came up with the idea of making a movie about a group of terrorists. He hand-picked the friends who will star in the film. At first, I didn't get picked, but after some begging and manipulation he picked me up for the role of the Bazaar seller.

     Now, as the group of actors and crew was selected and given the role to, it was time to wait until the school's over and actually film the production. At around 3 PM, we drove to the infamous "Górki" construction site, which you can see by scrolling down on the Fotos section on this website. Everything was getting messed-up early on, as the actors often laughted and giggled during the filming, same with the CAMERAMAN. It was left out in the first edit (citation: Almost all of my early movies have many edit version, the first being the version edited in-camera and hastly thrown together with minimal editing, the second being the now-entirely-lost proposed DVD edit of the film, and the current version being the last, definitive, director's cut one.) of the movie. During filming, there was one problem: the wind, and the lack of an actor to play the Arabian Boss character. We quickly called-up my friend "Tofis" to play the Boss. After the filming was done, I was given the camera and I walked to my house and "edited it". It was fun. It will remain as one of the most important dates of Studio-Cill history, and my life too.

The whole filming saga lasted until June of that year, when the last movie titled "Jaruś z Dark-Webu" was recorded. It wasn't until September or October that my biggest movie "Zaginione Miasto" was recorded. After "Jaruś...", most of the people from the original crew of 7 people left the movie-saga, and only 3 people (me, Wiktor and "MXSX") were present during filming. I also want to add that we did have a plan, with the original crew coming in, to make a movie titled "Zgubna podróż" in early September. It floped and people couldn't remember the lines.

Going back to "Zaginione Miasto", the script was created by me and Wiktor. It was made in roughly 4 hours of filming. It was a rush-work though, and the scenes we tried to make, we couldn't as it required more actors. Following the completion of "Zaginione Miasto", we stopped producing any more movies. In fact, me and Wiktor started a beef with each other over the creative control and the "company" of Studio Filmowe Palas. He also started making movies that are so fucking shitty, it's a sin to mention them even. The movies I'm talking about were made in November and featured Olek - that bastard who I hated for most of the year grabbed the film production and fired, with the help of Wiktor, me from the movie-productions. It was bad. And once again, I became a loner, 'cuz I separated myself from those (Kacper, Olek, Vincent) toxic motherfuckers who have been ruining most of 2023.