
All about the webmaster of this website - Palas, also known
as Cill, SFPalas, Koskinen...so on and so on...
NAME
Palas
Palasso
Palas Film Studio
Grand Master and King of the Cethalopod Kingdom of the
Atlantic Ocean, King Palas I.
Telekomissioner
Studio-Cill
Cill
Koskinen
AGE
16
COUNTRY
Poland
GENDER AND ORIENTATION, PRONOUNS
Gender: Hard to explain; Orientation: Bisexual; Pronouns: Any
DISABILITIES
Autism, and most likely ADHD
About Palas:
I'm a Polish teenager who like to make silly stuff - write obviously fake
stories about
bums living in a castle, Soviet writers killed by their wifes, failed disc
formats and etc...
Just pure humour and absurdism (the definition of my stuff). I also made movies in the past
and present,
which you can learn more about here. Anyway, I hope you like my website.
I worked on it very much and I'm still
working on it.
E-mail me if you have any questions or bug reports!
About Studio Palas:
Not to be confused with Palas (but they're connected). Studio Palas, also known
formerly as StudioCill, S.A. Kałamarnica, G.F. Palas, is
my film studio company. SP has a history of over 6 years and
dates back to 2016 when the first film was created titled
"Szkoła Pluszaków" (eng. Toy School, Plush School). In 2019 the first company
was created - Studio Animacji Kałamarnica, where I created
two or more films, the
iconic Speeding and the lesser known Cactus. The company merged in March 2021 with
StudioCill. Up until 2024, S.C. was a functioning
one-man company, but was replaced by Softmicro, which was then replaced by S.F. Palas,
in which the first 10 REAL movies were created. the rest around 20 were
made under G.F. Palas. The rest is history...
About this website:
This website was made in the Golden Era of Palas (2019-2022). It has
changed the design many, many times...
It is also available on the WayBack Machine. If theres no update for a long time
here, the webmaster is burned-out
or doesnt have time to update it.
OTHER STUFF ABOUT PALAS
TOP 3 FAVOURITE MOVIES
1. Sum, tak zwany Olimpijczyk (2001, 2002)
2. Groundhog Day (1994)
3. Bowfinger (1998)
FAVOURITE BANDS
ZACIER, The Doors, Radiohead, The Chaquito Big Band, John Gregory and His Orchestra and others...
FAVOURITE SONGS
too many to write...
FAVOURITE MUSIC GENRES
Rock (and it's sub-genres like metal, hard rock and rock'n'roll),
40s-70s Latin music, Electronic, Jazz, Funk,
Parody Music,
Stone 'n' Swing and few others...
INTERESTS
I am a person of many interests, such as:
-Collecting records,
-Music (Listening and making),
-Ethnic groups of the Caucasus and Central Asia,
-Writing and making shit up,
-Obscure stuff,
-Making films,
-Photography,
-Drawing stuff,
THINGS IM AFRAID OF
-Mushrooms,
-Larvas and similar,
-Death,
-Pollution of Earth,
-Passing out,
-Being eaten,
-Being crushed,
-Drowning,
THINGS I'D LOVE TO DO
-Learn to swim,
-Become a democratic dictator of a country,
-Touch an octopus,
-Kill my bullies,
-Learn to make music and become a famous, or underground-famous, musician. I already learn to do music!
-Get all the LEGO Telekom sets (I have only the smallest one),
-Found a film company in my hometown,