All about the webmaster of this website - Palas, also known as Cill, SFPalas, Koskinen...so on and so on...
NAME(s)
Palas
Cill
Palasso
Palas Film Studio
Palas Koskinen
Koskinen
Studio Filmowe Palas
Studio Cill
Johannes Palas de Koskinen
Joseph K.
Maks K.
Johannes Goya
Józef Koskinen
Champion of the Cha-Cha-Cha
AGE
16
COUNTRY
Poland
GENDER AND ORIENTATION, PRONOUNS
Gender: a backdoor Man; Orientation: Bisexual; Pronouns: Any
DISABILITIES
Autism, and most likely ADHD
About Palas Koskinen
I am a Polish teenager who likes to do silly stuff - write fake history stories,
think about halirious fake movies straight out of 1950's, write novelty songs and more!
Most of my stuff is related to various obscure, unknown media that only few people nowdays recognize.
Generally, I could say I'm "not like the other girls", just replace girl with boy :-)
If you like silly, weird, confusing or absurd humour and references - I'm sure you'll enjoy my website.
I am into drawing, collecting LEGO, rare music, watching movies and writing stories.
I am open for relationships, online friendships and such, but warning: I can be "cringe" sometimes!
But if you like a "free" person who doesn't censor what they say and say what they think, you found the right person.
Alright, enough "selling" myself! I hope you enjoy the website, as I worked on it very hard and I'm still updating it and working on it!
About Studio Palas:
Not to be confused with Palas (but they're connected). Studio Palas, also known formerly as StudioCill, S.A. Kałamarnica, G.F. Palas, is
my film studio company. SP has a history of over 6 years and dates back to 2016 when the first film was created titled
"Szkoła Pluszaków" (eng. Toy School, Plush School). In 2019 the first company was created - Studio Animacji Kałamarnica, where I created
two or more films, the iconic Speeding and the lesser known Cactus. The company merged in March 2021 with StudioCill. Up until 2024, S.C. was a functioning
one-man company, but was replaced by Softmicro, which was then replaced by S.F. Palas, in which the first 10 REAL movies were created. the rest around 20 were
made under G.F. Palas. The rest is history...
About this website:
This website was made in the Golden Era of Palas (2020-2022). It has changed the design many, many times...
It is also available on the WayBack Machine. If theres no update for a long time here, the webmaster is burned-out
or doesnt have time to update it.
OTHER STUFF ABOUT PALAS
TOP 3 FAVOURITE MOVIES
1. Sum, tak zwany Olimpijczyk (2001/2002)
2. Groundhog Day (1994)
3. Bowfinger (1998)
FAVOURITE BANDS
ZACIER, The Doors, Radiohead, The Chaquito Big Band, John Gregory & His Orchestra, Edmundo Ros and others...
FAVOURITE SONGS
Too many to write...
FAVOURITE MUSIC GENRES
Rock, 50s-70s Latin music, Electronic, Jazz, Funk, Parody Music, 60s "exotica lounge" type music,
Stone 'n' Swing and THE HOT, NEW LATIN AMERICAN RHYTHMS!
INTERESTS
I am a person of many interests, such as:
-Collecting records,
-Music (Listening and making),
-Ethnic groups of the Caucasus and Central Asia,
-Writing and making shit up,
-Obscure stuff,
-Making films,
-Photography,
-Drawing stuff,
THINGS IM AFRAID OF
-Mushrooms,
-Larvas and similar,
-Death,
-Pollution of Earth,
-Passing out,
-Being eaten,
-Being crushed,
-Drowning,
THINGS I'D LOVE TO DO
-Learn to swim,
-Become a democratic dictator of a country,
-Learn to make music and become a famous, or underground-famous, musician. I already learn to do music!
-Get all the LEGO Telekom sets (I have only the smallest one),
-Found a film company in my hometown,
CONTROVERSIAL OPINIONS
-Obesity (not chubbyness or natural fatness!!!) should be medicinated
-TwoSpirit people should be excluded from the LGBTQ+ community
-Polyamory is fake and unnatural
-Rap is the worst music "genre" of all time
-The Legend of Zelda game series is bad
-Forsaken, SEWH are the worst games of all time. These games suck